So i gotta take out a loan to hire a babysitter?

my birthday is coming up and i want to go out to dinner to celebrate. which means i am going to need a baybsitter. most of the people i know who don’t have kids are doing non-kid-related type crap that people without kids do on friday nights.

the people i know with kids are gonna be with their kids.

so i took it upon myself today to look up a certain local babysitting service and check out their rates.

$12.00 and hour for a minimum of four hours….that’s kinda pricey. $48 bucks plus the cost of dinner?

but wait, there’s more…lots more.

a $125 non-refundable registration fee for in-home childcare services???

so, you mean to tell me that i need to pay $173 for childcare so i can go out and have dinner?

it doesn’t even cost $125 to apply to some colleges.

so i can either try to find a babysitter on craigslist or not go out at all.

…..pizza it is.