and here i was just using some old Tupperware!

we humans are funny. and by "funny" i mean crazy as hell.

for instance: i love how we can't find a cure for AIDS or cancer, but can invent little decorative boxes to keep our children's body parts in!!

behold, the Umbilical Box

the company who has brought you this, also has boxes to store your kids' teeth and fingernails. and when they graduate from college and find a menial low-paying jobs, you can get them one to keep their hopes and dreams in.

i think those boxes come with tear stains on the top.